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      <title>The Witches Bargaine</title>
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      <description>Reggie&amp;rsquo;s deep dive review into witchmonger literature begins with the detailing of a central tenet of inquisitioner logic - the power of the witch derives from a deal with the devil.</description>
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      <title>A Legally Binding Contract</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2026 10:30:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>To close out book two, Reggie reflects on the absurdity of using torture as an investigative technique.</description>
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      <title>Cornelius Agrippa Goes To Italy</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2025 15:56:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Reggie recounts a story of his hero Cornelius Agrippa going full debate bro on an Inquistor in Italy.</description>
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      <title>The Witchmonger Industrial Complex</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 10:30:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Reggie reveals means of evading punishment for witchcraft, an indictment of the witchmongers&amp;rsquo; sincerity.</description>
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      <title>Can you phrase this next one like a question?</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Nov 2024 09:00:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Reggie gets increasingly frustrated as he outlines how ridiculous Bodin sounds.</description>
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      <title>If you&#39;re an executioner, consider not doing that</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Oct 2024 09:00:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>When torturing a witch it is very important to protect yourself. In this episode Reggie explores all the different methods you should use to do so.</description>
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      <title>To cry or not to cry</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Sep 2024 09:00:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Reggie outlines witchmonger absurdities so extreme that they hardly need refuting. Also he recounts a prayer used by inquisitors against accused witches to make them cry.</description>
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      <title>Guilty until proven innocent</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Sep 2024 09:00:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Reggie warns us against the unreliable characters who bear witness against those accused of witchcraft.</description>
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      <title>The best and surest confession</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 25 Aug 2024 09:00:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Reggie warns us against the unreliable characters who bear witness against those accused of witchcraft.</description>
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      <title>15 Items Of Evidence Against Witches - Number 13 Will Shock You!</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Aug 2024 09:00:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Reggie lists the supposed matters of evidence against witches.</description>
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      <title>The Devil Made Me Do It</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jul 2024 09:00:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Reggie concludes his list of ways to examine witches</description>
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      <title>Item! She must be examined of all accusations, presumptions and faults at one instant!</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jul 2024 09:00:00 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Reggie introduces his unconventional list format and tells us all the ways that witches are to be examined.</description>
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      <title>Infants Are Not To Be Trusted</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jul 2024 08:00:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Reggie warns us against the unreliable characters who bear witness against those accused of witchcraft.</description>
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      <title>We&#39;ve Got A Long Way To Go</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Jun 2024 09:00:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Reggie absolutely goes off at the end of his first book. Not to be confused with the whole book.</description>
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      <title>Travel Advisory For Witches</title>
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      <description>Reggie tells us of the English mad men, writers of foolish pamphlets, and statutes of the Crown which rival those of the continent for their insanity.</description>
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      <title>The Devil Episode</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2024 09:00:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Byron and Anthony talk through the origins and evolution of the concept of The Devil from Zoroastrianism through Genesis, Job, and various other retcons over the ages.</description>
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      <title>Duck Duck Going To The Library</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2024 09:00:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Byron and Anthony review Humorism, Malleus Maleficarum, Taciturnity, The Power of Generation, Ovid, Electric Car Propaganda, How Women Made Cars Safe(r), and the phrase &amp;ldquo;Beyond A Reasonable Doubt&amp;rdquo;.</description>
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      <title>How To Become Famous</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2024 09:00:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Reggie outlines his &amp;ldquo;get witch quick scheme&amp;rdquo;  - one simple magic trick that will convince everybody that you are all powerful.</description>
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      <title>Witchmonger Literature</title>
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      <description>Reggie asks the hard hitting questions like why does the devil only help old women to fly and not thieves to do heists?</description>
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      <title>Cheating On God</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2024 09:00:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Reggie lets us know how he really feels about people who say witches have superpowers.</description>
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      <title>The Many Supposed Superpowers Of Witches</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2023 09:00:05 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>Reggie has helpfully compiled a list of the ridiculous things that witchmongers have claimed that witches can do with their &amp;ldquo;magic&amp;rdquo;.</description>
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      <title>Curses, Confessions and Cooseners</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2023 09:00:04 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>In this episode, Reggie points to some of the social conditions of the 16th century to explain why people might choose to identify themselves as witches.</description>
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      <title>It&#39;s A Lung Thing</title>
      <link>https://www.tonycomedy.com/witches/episode3/</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2023 09:00:03 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>After clarifying some things from the first two episodes we return to Brenchley to learn more about the trial of Margaret Simmons.</description>
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      <title>Witchmongers, Blasphemers, and Corrupt Vicars</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2023 09:00:02 +0800</pubDate><author>hello@tonycomedy.com (Two Tonys Present)</author>
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      <description>This time Reggie complains about the impiety of witch hunters and tells us of a witch trial that he personally investigated in Brenchley, England.</description>
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      <title>Meet Reggie</title>
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      <description>Our first stop is Reggie&amp;rsquo;s rebuke of the whole blasphemous business of The Inquisition and its ardent adherents.</description>
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